Merry Crisis & Happy New Fear – Black Tee

Description

Some people send Christmas cards.
Some people bake cookies.
And then there’s you — stepping into December tired of politics and decided to weaponize kindness instead.

Introducing the MERRY CRISIS – HAPPY NEW FEAR tee.
A black-tee rebellion against forced cheer, rising energy bills, existential dread, and that one colleague who says “we should do Secret Santa.”

This shirt is:

• holiday appropriate
• socially inappropriate
• aesthetically superior
• emotionally accurate

Throw flowers, not punches.
Wear sarcasm, not stress.
And walk into the New Year like: “I survived 2025, what else you got?”

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean